Every time a subscriber uploads a JPEG or ZIP file to PBase, this sophisticated device generates the three standard images for display. It is a Delco Alternating Image Master II, the only instrument of its kind. By means of a highly secret process and the use of patented components, it creates a small, medium, and large image from the original file received by PBase. Magnetism, the strange force that is the cause of many photographic blunders, is harnessed by this thingy-bob for the benefit of mankind. Photographic anomalies are suppressed by a resistive fratostatic circuit (based on a design conceived by Arnie Hague) that is coupled to an ionic breeze reguritator.

As you look at this, try to imagine uploaded images coursing through the dark wiring, being morphed into files that are displayed on computer monitors around the world. (I know, the concept is so radical as to defy human comprehension!---That is typical for PBase technology.) Lest competitors learn too much about this device, I cannot reveal its actual size (size does matter), but I can say that it would not fit on the average size residential property.