While riding my recumbent trike at unbelievable speed, I lost control and crashed into the bulbous end of a guard rail. I was not injured and strangely enough, my trike didn't even get scratched. But this guard rail end piece and its support post were ruined. Please don't tell anyone because I might have to pay for repairing the damage.
John, if you would trust me, as I often advise you to do, you would not be confused and there would be no need for you to go anywhere else. (Of course, I realize your comment could be a lie, in which case this comment would be a waste of time.) Words of wisdom: "trust me."