Read all about it. It’s all there – in black and white – the stock markets of the world crash, the global economy in tatters, men jumping off seventh floor balconies with children in their arms in the name of God, floods across our green and pleasant land and who knows what else. What is this crazy world we’re living in? Are we all doomed?

But let’s not forget, in the words of Elvis (C that is), “yesterday’s news is tomorrow’s fish and chip papers”. So, hopefully when I wake up in the morning it’ll all be better……or at least covered in ketchup.

In any event, we have a fender in this house – could it be one that’ll stop the bad from bumping into us? Nope, it’s one with six strings and its bridge could be one too far.

Last year, I was doing stuff for comfort.