The one where Hot Rod Duck and Slapper Duck get caught red handed!

SCENE 1: Hot Rod and Slapper are hard at work processing negatives. They’re working fast.

Hot Rod: Pass me that Rodinal , doll – I’ve got another five rolls here to do. I’ll need the thermometer and some clean water too.

Slapper: Clean water – that’ll be the only clean thing around here then (she cackles)

Hot Rod: I must admit, it was more fun making the films that this development lark. Still, we can’t send what’s on these rolls off to Bonusprint, they’d have us arrested.

Slapper: Well, that’s it now – we’ve got them all developed, now to get in the darkroom and do the printing – we’ve got orders for 40,000 prints already.

Hot Rod: It was inspired the way you set up www.yourequackers.com to sell these things through – what a cracking good idea.

LOUD NOISE COMING FROM DOWNSTAIRS

Slapper: Quick, they’re back, let’s try to get this place tidy before they realise we’ve bee using their stuff for porn……

THE DOOR OPENS, LOUD EXCLAMATIONS COME FROM OUTSIDE…..

(To be continued)

We’ve come back from holiday to find that in our absence, despite our best efforts, our home has become a den of vice and iniquity!

With my mind now only a semi-lucid place as this bloody cold has tightened its grip on me, it’s working overtime or not at all depending on your point of view…..

Last year - bovine perversion!