Take a bite out of these then!

Well, what else did you expect?

Did DM get what he thought he was getting? Did I? Does it matter one way or the other? Who cares?

What is a tart anyway? Can cream save the world? If you bite a cherry does it bite back?

Who invented the glace cherry any way? Surely one of the most over-rated of confections? Is this spray-on stuff really worthy of the title ‘cream’? Are they shop-bought cakes, I see under all that gloopy sweet sticky stuff? How many e-numbers are in there?

Is that the same plate that was used extensively in the Mingay-Alstead household over Christmas for numerous shots? Was it from Sainsbury’s? Is it plastic?

Is that highlight in the red plate a reflection of the soft box? Is that a crumb escaping under the tart that’s been bitten?

Is there life on Mars? Do Scotsmen wear pants (knicker-pants, not trouser-pants) under their kilts? Does the Loch Ness monster exist? Do X-Ray Spex really work? Did anyone ever really land on the Moon? Does Father Christmas exist? Is Elvis alive and working in KFC in Surbiton? Do witches exist? Can dogs talk? Is there any point in asking why?

Questions, questions, questions…..

Last year, answers - the sand between my toes, the beach, fresh air - you couldn't ask for more!