Once upon a time a young woman was living her girly life by the motto:
‘Never bite the hand that feeds you, because food is love’. Then she got married.
After many many years she woke up and realized she had turned into a monkey.
Why didn’t she get stroked being a monkey? Animals need petting.
She concluded food must be an investment instead of love.
Then she went to the wild-beast tamer and told him it’s illegal to keep a monkey at home.
The man couldn’t believe his ears; when did that monkey learn how to speak up for itself?
She quit, lost her monkey hair and continued living her girly life happily ever after taking care of her own food.
©Lilith