posted this on a whim |
don't shoot the bull 7528 |
relatives - we all have em 8837 |
Rudeness jaywalks a little further down the street 8384 |
draft horse 7999 |
who is Johnny O 8005 |
keep down 8235 |
We assume it is not a road, you are on your own - 7991 |
u no collect $200 7585 |
Is that a politically correct way to say dog poop? - 8335 |
just what are they doing in there 8381 |
Why should I squash them? What have they ever done to me? - 8002 |
idiots win 4936 |
if being nearly hairless is appealling 5342 |
Hell's Half Acre 4932 |
how often do you pray 1936 |
the cat house 4989 |
show us your crack 3029 |
the difference is fiber 1335 |
say eye 1338 |
dirt cheap - 1331 |
wood frog attributes 1535 |
dead end |
collective nouns info on your drive 1530 |
happy Fathers Day 2353 |
when darkness surrounds you 2351 |
skate at own risk 2199 |
rent your equipment here 1334 |
guess who moved 2360 |
same old message 1330 |
slow as turtles - 1328 |
can't sleep 2356 |
pop up 2495 |
wombat 2565 |
Australia signs 2561 |
gulp - 108 |
sneak up on them 445 |
falling rocks - try swerving - 259 |
if your meat is black and white throw it out - 291 |
at Big Johnson's we won't do your Johnson 575 |
help I can't breath in here - 577 |
don't be a pigtail dipper 147 |
your problem is important to us... 181 |
compare the bite marks - identify the animal 187 |
Better to sleep while parked than driving! - 019 |
or just walk 075 |
at least John is honest 3555 |
can dogs read 7907 |
expensive gas 3832 |
coold |
you are a product 0423 |
no golfing 9410 |
high collision 3725 |
oh crap 9658 |
women like you 9430 |
even in June 5451 |
Can I special order 7697 |
I didn't plan it it just came up 9289 |
church sign 6758 |
attitude 6222 |
colourful stools 5005 |
anyway you look at it this guys polite |
got laundry |
is that like baby phat |
sextionals |
you need a bakery |
Where did you leave them |
soft stools |
he calls everybody honey |
so many weeds |
the brochure said it was near the water |
skin you alive |
if it ever snows |
your mamma told ya |
manphat |
Ompah |
or ells |
nowhere near Texas |
other place |
play at own risk |
no through traffic |
my lawyer is crappy |
playfair |
best last week |
Hung Fatt |
no poo |
sign of spring |
Poland |
radiator shop |
swing area |
rain rain |
quench the thirsty |
blasting powder |
angle parking |
park at own risk |
boogies burgers |
shooting range no hunting |
crotch lake |
stop for green light |
turtle |
troubles |
dead end 1 |
cute as I am |
no parking |
summer skiers |
taken through the windshield |
thin ice |
old and crafty |
really steep hill |
sex up |
shun fat |
sign on the door |
soft stools |
speed bump |
sue someone |
now you know where to go when you are dripping |
watch for children |
bot and sold |
aircraft |
get ready |
goats for sale |
manure happens |
sober pub |
miss the moose |
should be in every bar |
seasonal |
Dr Meat |
dead stop |
bait car |
cheap mamas |
flying stones |
two people crossing |
I ve fallen |
Cambria |
you know its bad when even your truck wants to escape |
air mail junk mail |
watch for Hipkins |
cook not mad |
open slowly |
country stop |
budget for one sign only |
RCMP Musical Ride |
just fix them |
3 square meals a day |
you have entered a time warp |
free snow |
Huckabones |
hiring new patients |
Poutmaster |
flood stains |
halfway to equator |
confined space |
new residents needed |
Happy Thanksgiving |
I am just buying my turkey at Loblaws |
come together |
careful not to fall to the kayaks 6672 |
Hardly a quickie if it takes 24 hours - 3021 |
looks like #2 - 3037 |
construction 3126 |
I want to close on stormy days too! 7322 |
beware grease dirt and bad language - 7326 |
One less car - get a truck - 7328 |
improve your bum 7332 |
No immature chickens allowed - 7335 |
get tested 6012 |
enjoy your stools - 6014 |
control is in your hands 1247 |
oh good we were missing ours 1250 |
cheep seed 1252 |
parking and escape 1254 |
what are you doing with Uncle Jacks furniture - 1260 |
hot deals 6781 |
and you can regift it 4247 |