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I only laugh at my own jokes if I haven't heard them before

Apologies to anyone who doesn't have English as their first language -
bigger apologies to anyone who does!

More sheepy silliness at https://pbase.com/johnnyjag/saddest
Old Fungus face
Old Fungus face		 The horse with the handlebar moustache.
The horse with the handlebar moustache.		 Troubled with wind
Troubled with wind		 She'll grow into them
She'll grow into them
baby blue tits.
baby blue tits.		 Glamour girls
Glamour girls		 Smile
Smile		 Say processed organic dairy product!
Say "processed organic dairy product"!
flour power
flour power		 We're off to see the wizard
We're off to see the wizard		 Horse at a kissing gate
Horse at a kissing gate		 Freezing fog
Freezing fog
Holly gans plodgin ower 'a heed.
Holly gans plodgin ower 'a heed.		 Messin' aboot
Messin' aboot		 Does my tail look big in this?
Does my tail look big in this?		 good eye
good eye
4 forks ache
4 forks ache		 Gentlemens reading room.
Gentlemens reading room.		 ever get the feeling you are being watched?
ever get the feeling you are being watched?		 you can tell he's a mechanic
you can tell he's a mechanic
Somebody's watching ewe
Somebody's watching ewe		 Your round.
Your round.		 Holly and the Big Yellow Monster
Holly and the Big Yellow Monster		 drip
drip
Hung over
Hung over		 road o' dendron
road o' dendron		 Mind your Bullocks
Mind your Bullocks		 The three amigos
The three amigos
the other thing bears do in the woods
the other thing bears do in the woods		 one myopic mouse
one myopic mouse		 It's a bit damp out!
It's a bit damp out!		 Danger
Danger
Elephants in the mist
Elephants in the mist		 Beware Lambs !!!!!!!!!
Beware Lambs !!!!!!!!!		 Who are Ewe looking at?
Who are Ewe looking at?		 Held to Ramson
Held to Ramson
One lady owner low mileage
One lady owner low mileage		 spot the odd one out
spot the odd one out		 One man went to mow...
One man went to mow...		 Waiting for the sky to stop spinning.
Waiting for the sky to stop spinning.
Herb Robert
Herb Robert		 Where Eagles bugger off
Where Eagles bugger off		 Building an Ark.
Building an Ark.		 daily log......
daily log......
Breaking out or breaking in? It's Ewedini
Breaking out or breaking in? It's Ewedini		 Rare sight in Weardale
Rare sight in Weardale		 A sign of the times
A sign of the times		 wuff
wuff
Crouching sheep hidden Elephants
Crouching sheep hidden Elephants		 reception committee
reception committee		 formation flying
formation flying		 Where'd he go?
Where'd he go?
W
W		 London 2012
London 2012		 Peas in a pod
Peas in a pod		 I and I
I and I
the old stick through the sheep trick
the old stick through the sheep trick		 Johnny's guide to photographing lambs
Johnny's guide to photographing lambs		 grass
grass		 great view of the toilets????
great view of the toilets????
Psst! Don't tell anybody....
Psst! Don't tell anybody....

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Jeff Real04-Aug-2009 02:57
I could not pass up a gallery with a name like this and I am glad I stopped by. I love the images and the titles ~V~
Patricia Kay15-Apr-2009 17:54
Thanks for the link Johnny....I really enjoyed this gallery....great images and the captions are a hoot...BV
Ali Majdfar14-May-2008 11:16
Fantastic diversity, excellent shots. GMV
JW30-Dec-2007 20:55
words fail me! ;0)
Sheila25-Jun-2007 10:15
I always enjoy your captions and your comments on everyones work. You have that great gift of British humour.
marie-jose wolff24-Jun-2007 21:01
funny and humorous collection!
Vote.
J. Scott Coile24-Jun-2007 19:19
Well done JJ. Carol made a good suggestion.
laine8224-Jun-2007 19:03
Between you & Zak I get my best giggles !!
Great gallery Johnny, but I don't agree over the captions versus the pictures, they compliment in the most enjoyable way !! More More More !!
Carole Stevens24-Jun-2007 19:02
So glad youve done this at last, you capture the funny side of life so well Johnny!
Nicki Thurgar24-Jun-2007 18:32
Well these have certainly made me giggle! Look forward to more of these JJ!
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