We decided to make brie en croute for dinner and enjoy it with some champagne. Tough job but somebody has to do it. I was reading this label and just about fell on the floor. I wonder if the guy who wrote it was an aspiring comedian or just plain stupid. My kids when they were little figured out how champagne works. Jeez, this nanny state is getting out of hand. I figure that anybody who is injured opening a bottle of champagne gets what he deserves.