This was with a zoom lens, the beach is a long way down, this height is the main attraction for potential suiciders.
Not through the post, it will never get here.
Everybody you see in a boat here is a postman.
We will send a device known as a zoom lens to you via covert courier so that you are able to provide a "close-up." The courier will be looking for a person wearing Duetto pink for the delivery. Full instructiuons will accompany the lens. We look forward to seeing the magnificent results. If the delivery is aborted, a boat will be sent later---in a microdot on a postcard.