Timetable of events.
Thinks to self, train approaching fast, I will take a picture for Dave Beedon (Dave likes trains)
Being tall, I hold camera at arms length above safety fence and point it at train, looking sideways at LCD screen to align picture.
Forget no.1 = the track is very close to the fence.
Forget no.2 = my arms are quite long.
Forget no.3 = trains are fast.
Take picture.
Train then misses camera and hand by "INCHES"
Swear to never do that again. (really, really swear)
Get told off by wife, who wishes she had a camera in her hand to get a picture of my face as I jumped back.
Go home and change underwear.