Today I was standing in front of a large shop window taking a photograph of the reflection of myself.
A pregnant woman walked past as I took the photo.
Her image and reflection came out ok.
My image never recorded.
This is very disconcerting.
Complaints from the Master of Deception ring hollow. The lack of your reflection is easily explained, but of course I am not permitted to elaborate. What disturbs me about this scene is the realization that the woman's extended belly might conceal a horror. She has the blank look in her face that suggests a "close encounter" with one or more male Aliens. I hope your team is maintaining close surveillance.