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 I have written much about many good places. But the best places of all, I have never mentioned. |
 So Italy has a leaning tower in Pisa, eh? That's nothing! In Texas we have the Leaning Shed of Barstow! |
 Slow Down or the Rainbow Police will Ticket You |
 Sunbathing on a Hot Barbed Wire Fence |
 If I Could Turn Back Time |
 Grandma's Dinner Bell at the Ranch |
 Down by the Lazy River |
 Thistle be Interesting |
 You Go First |
 Nautilus |
 In the Name of the Barbecue, the Barbecue Sauce, and the Holy Pickles and Onions ... Amen |
 The Very Naughty Room # 19 |
 Merle Won't Be By Today |
 Polly's Chapel |
 New Year's Day, 2009 |
 We Texans Try to Mind our Manners, but it's Always Good to be Reminded |
 Little Church on the Prairie |
 Down at the Diner |
 When Old Cowboy Boots Die and Go to Heaven |
 Pierless in Port Aransas |
 At the Bottom of a Crooked Crevasse |
 When Cowboys Get Artsy |
 If you Need me, I'll be over by the Egret |
 You Lick My Butt, I'll Lick Yours |
 Winter Light |
 Sunrise on the Jackson |
 Ever Get the Feeling You Were Being Watched? |
 What I Saw in Noodle, Texas |
 Mine is the Sunlight, Mine is the Morning |
 They Died With Their Boots On |
 You May Say I'm a Dreamer |
 Visions of a Whataburger |
 Billygoat not gruff |
 Best Damn Bartender in the State |
 Mother Nature is Not Forgiving |
 Cowboy Toilet Paper |
 Hog Hunting |
 Woodrow |
 One Measure of the Awesome |
 Ballad of the Sad Calf |
 It Changes Nothing but Your Life |
 I'm Not Fluent in Latin, but I'm pretty sure that "Echinocereus Triglochidiatus" translates as "Watch Where You Put Your Hand!" |
 I Call This One "Purina Chows," Mostly Because I Can't Think of Anything Else |
 Time to Castrate the Calves |
 Longing on a Large Scale is What Makes History |
 Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to be Cowboys |
 In the Providence of Dreams |
 Along the Rio Grande |
 Beach Benches |
 Yes, but is it art? |
 Roadside Rememberance |
 Visions of a Chicken Fried Steak |
 You'll Forget the Sun, in His Jealous Sky ... |
 She Lead Me Down A Primrose Path |
 So I Drove all the Way into Town .... |
 Dog Days in Downtown Calvert |
 What Could be Better than Willie Nelson Every Saturday Night? |
 Beautiful Downtown Giddings |
 Insert Your Favorite "Bull Durham" Quote Here |
 Luckenbach Friday Night |
 Santa Elena |
 We're Nothing if Not Hospitable |
 Well, He'll Always Have My Vote! |
 Chicken Dance, Anybody? |
 Is this Heaven? No, it's Arkey's. |
 Bigger than a Baby's Bottom! |
 Boy, Bring Those Hamburgers Over and Throw Them On the Grill |
 92 Year Old Zen Master Reaches State of Total Enlightenment |
 What Happens at the Bus Stop, Stays at the Bus Stop |
 Shed of Dreams |
 Drove My Chevy to the Levy |
 He Stopped Loving Her Today |
 Mexican Hat Dance |
 Raindrops keep Falling on my Heron |
 1734 Bras on the Ceiling, 1734 Bras on the Ceiling ... Take one down, Pass it Around |
 These Boots are Made for Walking ... and Walking ... and Walking ... and, well, you get the picture. |
 Dewberry (Rubus Trivialis) |
 Drugstore Decor |
 Adobe Abode |
 Red Red Window |
 I've got MY beer, but what are you going to drink? |
 True Blue |
 I Hear that it's Snowing in South Dakota |
 Ghost Town |
 My Life Lived Out on a Table Top |
 Nursed on Lone Star Longnecks |
 Interior Designers get Paid Thousands of Dollars for this in New York City |
 Bob Wills May Still be the King ... |
 Never let a Fox Guard your Chicken Coop |
 After Gramma Passed Away |
 You Can Leave Your Hat On |
 Loadin' Chute |
 I'll Have a Slice of Old Garage with Some Quaker State On Top |
 Cele |
 What I Found at the Ends of the Earth |
 Sharecropper's Shack |
 That Incandescent Eye of God |
 Train Station and Fugue in d minor |
 Last One out of Town Please Turn off the Sunset |
 Note to My Future Self: Upon Retirement, Buy Charter Fishing Boat |
 The Oldest Cow In Texas |
 She Is Outstanding In Her Field |
 American Kitsch |
 Grandma's Hands |
 Reviewing The Troops |
 I've Got a Peaceful, Easy Feeling |
 Which Whisper? |
 They Call the Wind "Mariah" |
 Ascension |
 Mentone, Texas ..... Population: 15 |
 Chinati Cadillac |
 His Old Saddle |
 I Believe We Had an Overnight Visitor |
 Green Green Bench of Home |
 Staring Contest |
 Requesting Permission to Land |
 Keep Your Eyes on the Sparrow |
 Altar Scene |
 Once upon a Morning Foggy, As I Wandered Soaked and Soggy, Came a low Mooing from the Field afore ... |
 I make no apologies for having my nice boots on: I was headed into town. |
 Once Gracious |
 Louis |
 There is Never a Barbed-Wire Fence Around when You Need One |
 Scene in Soda Fountain |
 Stuff You Always Wanted to Know: What's Behind the Altar |
 Marfa My Dear, You Have Always Been My Inspiration |
 Begulled and Beguiled |
 Recommended Reading |
 I See Through Your Facade |
 Reclamation Project |
 At the End of this Road Lies the World's Largest Hershey's Kiss |
 Stone Sentinel |
 Breathe Deep The Gathering Gloom |
 Grieving |
 I call this "Abstract In Pickup Truck Floor Mat" |
 In Her Attic |
 Look for the Girl with the Sun in Her Eyes |
 Where they first met, so long ago |
 Ghost of the Machine |
 By the Rivers of my Memory, That keeps you ever Gentle on my Mind |
 Home, Home on the Range |
 The Horse I Rode In On |
 Geometry Lesson |
 I'm Picking Up Good Vibrations |
 Getting Kind of Abstract in Fairfield |
 Little Slice of Calvert |
 Cappuccino Covers |
 Two Words. Two Small, Simple, Beautiful Words. |
 In Memory of Edna May Martindale |
 I Don't Know Where You Get Your Seed Corn, But We Like Bagley's |
 I Love Austin |
 The Colonel's Spring |
 Muddy Buddy Madness |
 Corn Crib |
 Stirred, not Shaken |
 It's A Sin To Be Rich, It's A Low-Down Shame To Be Poor |
 After Hurricane Rita |
 Dang, We've Got Some Radical Bugs in Texas |
 Little Lovers |
 Lesson Learned: Cowboys Don't Make The Best Interior Decorators |
 Sometimes, being a Texan really hurts |
 Even a Trash Can has its Moments |
 Morning has Broken, Like the First Morning |
 Should you suppose, in Leafy Repose |
 Billy Bob Moholy-Nagy |
 Born of the one light, Eden saw play |
 The Old Magnolia Gas Station |
 Sole Survivor |
 Etude in Black and White |
 Tony, I Done Told You It's Time To Clean The Pool! |
 Little Bean's Cherokee Village |
 So I Died and Went to Tex-Mex Heaven |
 Moon over Monahans |
 When I Awoke |
 Still Life in Diner |
 Woke up this Morning, Smiled at the Rising Sun |
 Visions Of A Breakfast Taco |
 Brenham |
 Scottish Rites Performed Here |
 Before We Get Started, A Confession: I Had A Powerful Thirst |
 You Can Trust Your Car To The Man Who Wears The Star |
 Can You Be Certain that Fish Do Not Dream? |
 Is it so Wrong to Worship One's Breakfast? |
 Don't Tell Anybody, But We Stole This From Lousiana |
 Oh The Shark Has Pearly Teeth, Dear |
 West Texas Parthenon |
 Here Comes the Judge! Here comes the Judge! |
 Yesterday, When I Was Young |
 Where Primitive Baptists Pray |
 Brenham in Abstraction |
 For He Owes Not Any Man |
 Wheels of Progress |
 What He Wants for Christmas |
 East Texas Himalaya |
 Serendipitous Shot |
 Break on Through to the Other Side |
 Serenity |
 How to Know when You've Had Too Much to Drink |
 State of Grace |
 A Half Second Before All Hell Broke Loose |
 Surprise! |
 Tea in the Sahara, With You |
 Sunrise over The Promised Land |
 Sunrise on Stevie Ray Vaughn |
 "So I Saw this Really Cute Filly Over By The ... Ssshhh!!!! Photographer!" |
 If You Need Me, I'll Be Down at the Lake |
 Down at the County Courthouse |
 I am not an electrician but I'm pretty sure this isn't up to code |
 Convenience Store |
 1927 B.A.C. (before air conditioning) |
 When The Sun Comes Up On A Sleepy Little Town, Down Around San Antone |
 Every Time a Bell Rings, An Angel Gets His Wings |
 Gospel Barn |
 Deep in the Piney Woods |
 Last of the Pioneers |
 If God Exists |
 The Seven Essential Texas Food Groups |
 Mary, Mary, Not at all Contrary |
 Somewhere on a Desert Highway .... She Rides a Harley Davidson |
 You Can Take That to the Bank |
 You Can't Fight It, You Know |
 Corsicana Capture |
 Miss Mamie Kennedy's 1914 Confederate Flirtation Walk |
 Barna Barna Bing Bong |
 Blacksmith |
 While I Kiss the Sky |
 Autumn |
 I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing |
 After Midnight, We Gonna Let it all Hang Down |
 Flea Market Fantasy |
 228 Miles From Home |
 Where I Keep the Money |
 Perhaps the Flat Earth Society is Right, After All |
 It's Time To Load The Horses |
 Color My Window |
 This is what happens, Larry |
 Abstract in Algae and Reed |
 Road Runner ... the Coyote is no longer after you. |
 A butterfly in the hand is worth two in the bush. |