Here it is almost one o'clock and the first student (of 11) will arrive shortly. It is a beautiful day outside. I console myself with the satisfaction that the first student is a Calculus student, and I will enjoy myself much to the consternation of Agent Listorama.
This affront to common decency must cease immediately. Blatant references to The Evil Math are a threat to national security. The International and Quite Intentional Association of Right-Minded Individuals Who Avoid The Evil Math Like the Plague (IQIARMIWAEMLP) has been notified of this development, so you would be wise not to be seen in public. I will pray for that poor student, who is too young to know The Truth.
