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Rincon Rat is high on sandstone again
21-OCT-2006 2006-10-21

"Rincon Rat" is high on sandstone again

Jackson Hole (near Moab, Utah) view map


This goofy smile is a tip-off that the person is grossly inebriated. The landscape is a tip-off that the source of intoxication is sandstone. Getting high on nature is common around Moab, but some people overdo it. Most of the time, agents of the law are inclined to “look the other way” because Moab’s economy depends on tourism. If all violators were punished, the recreation industry in Moab would collapse and the town would wither and die. But the Landscape Police draw the line at the most blatant altered states, such as the one shown here. The worst violators are given a one-way ticket to Michigan or Southern California and escorted onto the first available bus.

Seasoned sandstone junkies learn ways to cope with agents of the law. One such junkie was heard to say the following to another who was “learning the ropes of avoidance”:

“I am compelled to get high on sandstone to the point of developing “Marty Feldman eyeballs,” so I have had to develop a reliable way to conceal my goofy smile and suspect demeanor. When I see a Landscape Sheriff approaching me, I start thinking about things that will jolt me out of my reverie: TV programs like “Big Brother” and “American Idol” work well. Occasionally I visualize being sent to Michigan, Putney, Toronto, or Long Beach. The unpleasantness of these topics sobers me up real fast, causing my smile to vanish, my slurred speech to fade, and my walking to become controlled. As a result, my exploits continue without legal interruption.”

This is one example of how Sandstone Deprivation Syndrome corrupts otherwise upstanding citizens of good moral charater. It’s sad.


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CreativeWiseGal14-Jun-2008 12:43
Nice portrait, but I do not trust anyone wearing a floppy white hat and photographing themselves:
http://www.pbase.com/creativewisegal/image/97071435
The Third Side14-Jun-2008 12:36
Not only wouldn't I trust this guy with big-lens glasses, I would never get as close to him as you are.
Dave Beedon02-Feb-2007 21:07
These childish comments are beneath the dignity of this sober public forum.
Steve Ainsworth02-Feb-2007 12:36
Dave, I always wondered about the origin of the word "stoned", and now I know. I guess that's why so many seekers went into the desert to look for spiritual experiences. As for 1moremile's contention that the only state beneath Washington is California, I must have missed the news that California annexed Oregon. So that's what Arnold meant by "reaching out to our neighbors."
1moremile02-Feb-2007 11:31
Dave is in one of the very worst of all places already.
The only place that is beneath Washington is California.
LeeG01-Feb-2007 17:40
A transfer to Michigan would constitute cruel and unusual punishment.
1moremile01-Feb-2007 02:28
Don't drink and jive.
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