Oil is killing our hypocrites?

Oh, sorry, it says "Oil is Killing our planet".
Sorry, i must have missed that in your message.
Now a chemist may correct me here…
Welcome to the world of plastics.
The moment I saw your sign I saw duct tape.
Now how was that duct tape created.
Well, your duct tape is killing our planet.
How about that sharp hat?
Well that looks like a lot of plastic.
Hmmm, where did that come from?
How about that great water bottle?
Last I looked, they don't grow on trees.
Nope, you are a sign of the problem lady.
Oil is not killing our planet.
It may kill us, but not the planet.
And it is not the oil itself.
It is what we are doing with it.
And finally... oh this may get offensive.
(If you are easily offended stop reading here…)
Finally, how did you get your fat ass to the parade?
If I had an hour I would have followed you.
Bet you would be dropping into a big car.
Cranking up that AC and calling it a day?
Well done. Great protest.