I don`t know what they need them for, but humans use calenders.
My human has this calender that he likes. It's the `Presidential (Mis)Speak Caldender`.
It has quotations and citations of GWB. Here`s yesterday`s calender page:
Reporter: "Does your goal of catching Osama bin Laden dead or alive,
does that still stand?"
GWB: "Yeah - I don`t know if he is dead or alive for starters...
He may be alive. If he is we`ll get `em.
If he`s not alive, we got `em."
My human thinks that is very funny. Does that mean he`s a Bush basher,
or does it prove that he is not, I wonder..?
Big Joops: http://www.pbase.com/henkbinnendijk/jooptopten