 "Firers watch your front" |
 Say "NO" to riots |
 Commandos love to wear stockings on their head |
 Barbie serving national service |
 "DUN MOVE" |
 Smoking his enemies |
 Beat the Best |
 My Fav Color Combi - Orange, White & Black |
 If you have bright ideas, you are ahead |
 SMU, the Real Superstar |
 Orange just blend so well with white |
 Flip Flop Flup Flap |
 Nu ren ai mei bu yao ming? |
 Nat bought him a shirt, so sweet! |
 "Heee can I have a chair plsssssss" |
 "Blardy hell, such a big house, no chair for me to sit" |
 1. The MILK TEA Chain Reaction Story |
 2. After downing one mug full of milk tea.... |
 3. ...the victim will start fondling himself |
 4. Blood pressure overshoots and victim passes out |
 5. And boobs will grow! |
 6. "Si bey disgusted by these boobies" |
 7. "Dun be disgusted! These milk tea are the gifts from god!" |
 Jie jiu xiao chou... chou gen chou |
 "That is the girl I love most" |
 House of Gadgets |
 She got 2 big... Eyes |
 Bugis Street styled fitting room |
 6-sigma quality: 99.97% are pirated! |
 "I aim to achieve 100% all pirated" |
 Once the stickers are on, everything is legal! |
 This cineplex in Hougang boost THX, Doubly surround etc... |
 ... and it is called the Lao Goh Cineplex |
 Reporting to his boss |
 "LDs are used for frisbee these days" |
 "I just got 69ed" |
 If Adrian is Lao Goh, then this is Lao Lao Goh |
 Natalie is now called Liang Da Li |
 "Kan wo qi shi er bian" |
 Two Piece Meal |