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Soul Extractor...
16-SEP-2007

Soul Extractor...


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Eldar Kadymov17-Oct-2007 15:49
Michael, I strongly recommend you to start working on the Belzeebulb's bible which should bring machuganah paradigm "you all dat !" in masses, and I should also advise you might consider a trip to this place as we can only imagine in widests dreams what might come out of it... Your calclations are absolutely precise, look at the wooden support for exhaust pipe; it's cracked in the base from obsene number of extracted souls...
Michael Weinberg17-Oct-2007 02:39
Hello again amigo. It is indeed clear that this is a soul extractor. But what you have not told us is how unique (compared to other soul extractors) this model is. This is a premium model which features great economy (extracts 69 souls per kilo of borscht). In addition, this is a spunky "all-weather" and "all-terrain" unit capable of operating in Venus, Pluto, Saturn and on Earth... under the harshest of conditions. But its greatest feature is that fully guaranteed to extract the soul from any nudnick, bureaucrat, polecat, shmendrick, politician, KGB/cia agent, unkosher rabbis and fornicating nuns, priests, preachers ... and it is all done under the direct supervision and auspices of the master, Naberius with assistance from Forneus, Andras, Vepar, Zeus, Hephaestus, Satan, Dante, Virgil, Nostrodomos, Machivelli and other assorted and noteworthy puple-hued mustachioed characters. The design looks simple.... but like all truly effective, hi-efficiency equipment, there is certainly lots of thought that goes into its manufacturing deep below the surface. Since 1321, if my calculations are correct, this wonder, diabolical machine has extracted exactly 302,875,106,592,253 times. Now where did I get that number. Simple... that is 13 to the 13th power.... and evil number indeed:) Time for borscht.... please send:) Zy gezundt. Michael.