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Wine Changes Laws Of Physics !
25-SEPT-2003

Wine Changes Laws Of Physics !

If you look at the level of wine in the glass, you can see that wine caused severe distortion of gravity field, which was bent in second ! This vortex remained unchanged for the whole duration of the lunch ! For those who know me,- I swear the God, I didn't do any tricks this time around with Photoshop ! Geeezzzzzz... what I see now ??? Water in another glass does the same thing as wine !!!


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Eldar Kadymov30-Mar-2007 23:39
Aha, you see, this image is not as trivial as it might seem at the first glance, ah ?! Now do you like music now ?
Ann Cleeves29-Mar-2007 12:04
P.S. Just revisited...with music on.... perhaps The X files theme is appropriate?
Ann Cleeves29-Mar-2007 11:59
I was going to be a spoil sport too and suggest the table was just wonky...but then, did you see.....Geeezzzzz as you say......isn't the water distorting in the other direction???!!!
Such fun!
Hodero17-Jul-2006 22:05
Hey,...I got it: the table has 2 legs that are too short ;-)))
EUREKA !!!!
Eldar Kadymov09-Jul-2006 22:32
Bernd, you know me, I never give up on fight for last drop... But, that day we decided not to push our luck, and since we had about 3/4 of bottle full still, we sucked the rest of the wine from there ! I don't want to mention the name of this fabulous otherwise restaurant in order not to ruin their business...
Bernd Koenemann08-Jul-2006 22:44
Quote: "This vortex remained unchanged for the whole duration of the lunch !"

Does that mean you were so stunned by the effect that you didn't drink the wine?
Isolde Peisl05-Jul-2006 08:20
Yes, I think, your camera got too much wine :)
Ken Chambers ARPS04-Jul-2006 21:01
Eldar the answer is simple, The cause must be; The moon's gravitational pull on the Earth. :-)
Best wishes
Ken
Fabienne04-Jul-2006 19:56
Yes Eldar, you are ok, maybe you have to stop the bread for a few days ! :-))
Eldar Kadymov02-Jul-2006 18:10
It's too late, Arnulf, as glass did not sustain such a stress and shattered in pieces right after we left the table... Waiter in Bordeaux suggested that this kinda stuff is very common in their region especially when moon is full...
No, camera was completely sober, ( the proof is that you don't see any red splashes on the lens ) inspected afterwards by French police on subject of DWD and found to be in perfect shape...
Arnulf M. Elvevold02-Jul-2006 18:02
Would you please send me this glass for inspection. I'll have my laboratory check it out for circular analysis and other possible irregularities.
PS
Do your camera drink?
Eldar Kadymov02-Jul-2006 17:57
John, I am thoroughly impressed by your in-depth analysis and feel fully armed to apply to UN court with claim on French secret service. Up to these days I feel impact of this experiment on my mental state and likely will never recover...
John Cooper02-Jul-2006 08:44
Normally I would expect to see distortions like this after half a bottle of Drambuie, or ten pints of strong Lager. But in this case there is no doubt you were being probed by Magnetron waves, aimed by French secret service agents. Remember what they did to the Greenpeace ship. And the Concord that crashed. You walked away alive, maybe even healthy if you were lucky.
Always look on the bright side of life.