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Marats Ice Cream Plant...
10 July, 1509

Marat's Ice Cream Plant...


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Eldar Kadymov13-Mar-2009 16:57
Amigo, I am not sure why would you say, "Unfortunately, Marat was brutally murdered..." ? Unfortunately for him, yes, but fortunately ( and why not sooner ? ) for the rest of French population, LOL. Yet, at the very least he can enjoy ice cream baths these days around while fetching ( not kvetching ) his comrade in crimes the by-product of the aforementioned bath left-overs. So is the mechanics of hellish ice cream works, and lets not spoil their internal freezing festivities with plasma hot borsch and red wine, LOL !
Michael Weinberg13-Mar-2009 15:56
Hello O Evil One. John Calvin who was born on July 10, the successor to Martin Luther, was well aware of Luther's suffereing from constipation. In a complete effort as the ultimate Christian reformer, Calvin was the spitiritual force calling for the heavenly production of Ice cream, to assuage Martin Luther's eternal suffering. Now there is no doubt that modern day ice cream does indeed restore my soul ... the same soul which craves red wine and borsch(t). But, of course, because this is Marat's ice cream, the production and product, inspired by the 1666 decrees from Calvin himself, it is certainly very special. Marat,spent much of his adult life in the bathtub, soaking his skin as a treatment for some kind of rare skin disease .... in addition to treating constipation, this ice cream was surely produced as a cure of r Marat's skin disease. Unfortunately, Marat was brutally murdered in his bathtub before he had a chance to try out his cure..... to immerse himself completely with this heavenly cream, both consumed and spread generously upon his body. Thank goodness, O evil one, for 1666, where Marat's Ice Cream plant can serve as the inspiration for all posthumous scientific advances.....and so the scientific work goes on and on..... it is 1666's eternal gift for all mankind. Oy yoy yoy. Michael.
Eldar Kadymov24-Sep-2008 20:28
Mattias, those devils are true gourmands, they run all kind of food processing and cuisine starting from Italian style ice cream and all the way to fried Madagascar cockroaches. As for your chances to get bite of local ice cream... They are really slim because you don't possess true sinner credentials, so...
Mattias Backström23-Sep-2008 20:20
Ice cream in hell? Yeah, right. It's "I Scream Plant"! No way you can trick me into going there by saying there's ice cream in there...
Eldar Kadymov21-Sep-2008 16:19
I apologize for wrongfully inserted date, something didn't work right... Now the date is corrected and set to the real one which is 10 July, 1509 - John Calvin's anniversary date...
an nguyen21-Sep-2008 12:21
OOPPS, sorry 2008 , you know what I mean...
an nguyen21-Sep-2008 12:20
208, Sept 18, pretty up to date from Hell...don't see any ice cream , but quite nice picture, maybe you want us to imagine ??? V