And here is what my bag told me today, and I quote, "I am NOT a toy. And definitely not for two of them! Sure, they are practically my size, but really? Is that slobber coming out of one of them? Oh, no! When they are older, and ready for really good fashion, then we can talk, but until then, absolutely not. I don't care if cartoons are for children. Besides, there is not enough of me to go around. You did realize there are two of them and only one of me, right?"