Really? You're posting that?

Protecting both penis and vagina.
I present to you the standard condom.
This specimen was found in Brookline, MA.
It was at the edge of the parking lot.
Stunningly it made me think.
Sure, I know how it probably got there.
Two people did it in the parking lot.
Then flung it out the window.
But I was wondering what kind of meeting it was.
Was it a couple just playing risky?
Was one of them married and fooling around.
Or were they both married to other people?
This was the only place they could find?
Old lovers who happened across each other?
Their first time and they had snuck out?
Or even two guys practicing safe sex?
As many stories as there are people.
The possibilities are practically endless.
However, I do wish they had put it in the trash.
I would wonder less, but be happier.
So have fun out there, use protection.
But for goodness sake, clean up after yourselves!
Seriously, have all the sex you want.
But don't make the groundskeeper pick that up.
He won't think it is funny, not in the least.