They don't get much closer!

I hit the figgin stick.
What a shot on a par 3.
It rolled up and hit the stick.
I would say it was the closest to a hole in one I have been.
It ended up being a tap in birdie, which I will take any day.
I was hitting them far and straight today.
My irons were the best they have ever been.
And by ever I mean EVER, even better than before the accident.
On another par 4, my ball mark was within 18" of the cup.
I even had my name on the long drive hole for a while (got 3rd place).
Yeah my golf game is working now.
My hip isn't working after that, but my game was just on fire.

Q: What kind of nerd carries a DSLR in their golf bag?
A: This kind of nerd ;-)