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Depressing Fortune Cookies

This idea grew out of a "Wouldn't it be funny if..." conversation with my wife. We had a lot of fun with it.
The first nine pictures came out of brainstorming with my wife, Grace. The rest were added as I found the time and inspiration to do them. I hope to add about one every week or so till the well runs dry so keep checking back.
Know-it-all
Know-it-all		 Uh-oh
Uh-oh		 Not Exactly News
Not Exactly News		 Travel Expenses
Travel Expenses
Call Now
Call Now		 The Friendly Skies
The Friendly Skies		 Yummy
Yummy		 Efficiency
Efficiency
Finance
Finance		 Karma
Karma		 Very Funny
Very Funny		 Target Practice
Target Practice
Curses
Curses		 Legacy
Legacy		 Paper
Paper		 Finale
Finale

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Liam Arnold 12-Apr-2007 17:33
my faverout one was the "i told you so :)" one... for some reason, i dont know why. i just reminds me of when your eating in a chinese (cant speall, sorry) resterount (did i spell right? .. probebly not ) and your girlfriend/wife says somthing like "thats horrible tasting food, it gave me violent dioria for a week" ... m'hm. pleasent, isnt it.
Marisa D.L. 31-Jan-2006 18:14
Funny and clever!
Marisa
Kelly Clark-Moncure 23-Jan-2006 17:37
LOVE IT!! Thank you so much for sharing! What a great idea! Vote!
photokhan 21-Oct-2005 14:08
These are terribly funny and downright creative...A very especial idea, that "works" in many levels...You can bet I'll keep checking back!
(voted)
PK
Vincent Belford 13-Jun-2005 19:22
Very, very funny,
Vince
Xabier Mikel Laburu Van Woudenberg 25-May-2005 20:22
Hi Daniel,
Your shots and thoughts are great, I loved reading them great job between you and your wife, just hope she doesent practice voodo though. :)))

Mikel
halp 24-May-2005 19:22
Love it! Sick humor is the best humor! Keep'em coming, please.
Greg McCroskery 23-May-2005 03:50
Daniel,
Very funny! Great idea -- there's definitely room for expanding this gallery. Sounds like old Steve might have received a few too many of these fortune cookies! Thanks for the laughs!
God Bless,
Greg
Daniel Hornick 23-May-2005 00:13
I've seen worse, thank you though for your thoughtful and constructive critique.
s 22-May-2005 22:59
you need a better camera.....this is the worst quality pics I have seen on the net ever......
losruiz 20-May-2005 19:58
Hehehehe...I love this gallery...especialy karma!
Great job, you´ve got my vote.
And keep it going please!
Pic Chick 20-May-2005 16:24
Excellent idea and great sense of humour! Keep up the creative work!
virginiacoastline 20-May-2005 09:42
I enjoy your (and your wife's) sense of humor . . keep it up =]
Donnaray 19-May-2005 02:43
This was much fun, thanks and voted!
G.M. Hattrup 18-May-2005 12:48
Very funny. I think I have found most of these
in the past!
Gary
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Eu Jin Song 17-May-2005 02:38
Excellent! A refreshing change and great idea. You have my vote. Keep it up
bygaspo 16-May-2005 13:52
Gave me a smile, I gave a vote. Regards Bygaspo.
Daniel Hornick 15-May-2005 12:25
Wow! Thanks everybody for all the great comments. I've visited all your galleries and, as a result, I've had to greatly expand my list of favorite artists. I'm constantly amazed by all the great work out there.
Anne Young 14-May-2005 14:38
LOL! This gallery made my day :) I thought "Travel Expenses" was particularly clever.
Rene Hales 14-May-2005 11:22
Great idea and well executed.--Rene
JLphotos 14-May-2005 03:23
Very funny ! voted !
Peter Hollinger 14-May-2005 00:23
Hilarious!
Ryan Hoover 13-May-2005 01:02
Wow. one of the most creative and clever galleries around. good work. I hope to see even more soon?
-Ryan
justjolie 12-May-2005 00:45
Pls add! The irony is hilarious :)
Thomas Hall 11-May-2005 14:52
Hahaha... what a coincidence. I actually had some Misfortune Cookies made eight years ago. (e.g. "You will bounce when you die." and "I am sitting behind you, watching, waiting. I will get you.") Then the ad with the fortune "That wasn't chicken." came out, so I gave up the idea of selling them. But your gallery is a great format for them! It shows me that I should find a venue for ideas, even if the first one doesn't work out... Anyway, great job... and hilarious ones!
Terry D 07-May-2005 15:24
What a great idea for a collection of photos. Iwish I could think of something like this. Keep up the great work and bring us another series

Terry
tglass 03-May-2005 01:55
Oh, I hope you continue to add to these! I love a good misfortune cookie!
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