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Parker 2006 RONA BBQ

Things I overheard while taking pictures at the BBQ this year...... and other whimsical babble.

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 Yeah, this is about as exciting as watching dew  collect on my lawn
" Yeah, this is about as exciting as watching dew collect on my lawn"
Man, that fourth hamburger tasted  just as good as the first one
"Man, that fourth hamburger tasted just as good as the first one"
  I'm just another pretty face, what can I say
" I'm just another pretty face, what can I say"
 Oh my gosh, will you look at those !!!
" Oh my gosh, will you look at those !!!"
 Why don't you come up and see me sometime
"Why don't you come up and see me sometime"
 She gets my vote, yesiree
"She gets my vote, yesiree"
 Somebody please wipe this silly smirk off my face
"Somebody please wipe this silly smirk off my face"
 Where'd  he go?
"Where'd he go?"
 Don't mess with me Tom, I can take you down with one hand behind my back
"Don't mess with me Tom, I can take you down with one hand behind my back"
If nothing else today, I gotta get a close up picture of this post
"If nothing else today, I gotta get a close up picture of this post"
Where does the *@#$ film go?
"Where does the *@#$ film go?"
 I sure wish I knew how to work this thing
" I sure wish I knew how to work this thing"
Mr. who?
Mr. who?
 I'll sure be glad when this is over so I can take this silly mustache off
" I'll sure be glad when this is over so I can take this silly mustache off"
  What are you looking at?
" What are you looking at?"
  Ok Joe, get your hands up on the table where we can see them
" Ok Joe, get your hands up on the table where we can see them"
  I'm sick and tired of this slop they pass off as food
" I'm sick and tired of this slop they pass off as food"
 Ok, we're in a circle, who wants to start?
" Ok, we're in a circle, who wants to start?"
  When I grow up I wanna be an injuneer
" When I grow up I wanna be an injuneer"
 I guess I should have showered this week
" I guess I should have showered this week"
 Rule Number 1: Never bring a dog in heat to a lawn party
" Rule Number 1: Never bring a dog in heat to a lawn party"
  You got a problem dude?
" You got a problem dude?"
Ok, you can go with me but you'll have to ride behind me on the horse....  ;-)
"Ok, you can go with me but you'll have to ride behind me on the horse.... ;-) "
  Maybe we can go up to my place after the gunfight and watch Brokeback Mountain
" Maybe we can go up to my place after the gunfight and watch Brokeback Mountain "
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 Desperate Cowgirls
"Desperate Cowgirls"
Somebody,anybody, please make me retire
"Somebody,anybody, please make me retire"
  I'd really feel more comfortable Suzanne if you would put your other hand up on my shoulder
" I'd really feel more comfortable Suzanne if you would put your other hand up on my shoulder"
You're probably asking yourself, why is he wearing that silly red shirt at a BBQ?
"You're probably asking yourself, why is he wearing that silly red shirt at a BBQ?"
 Look at that cowboy with the purse and yellow hat ....I guess we know which mountain he's from
" Look at that cowboy with the purse and yellow hat ....I guess we know which mountain he's from"
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34 I'm gonna do the twist and it goes like this.....
34 "I'm gonna do the twist and it goes like this....."
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 Damn, it was right around here where I dropped that dime
" Damn, it was right around here where I dropped that dime"
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 Rule number 2: Never mess with a lady wearing a red hat
" Rule number 2: Never mess with a lady wearing a red hat"
 Rule number 3: Never mess with a lady carrying a shotgun
"Rule number 3: Never mess with a lady carrying a shotgun"
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 Why break dancing isn't popular anymore
" Why break dancing isn't popular anymore"
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 Ha! Three bad guys in 10 seconds, not bad
" Ha! Three bad guys in 10 seconds, not bad
Just my opinion but  I think it would be more fun to watch if they used real bullets
"Just my opinion but I think it would be more fun to watch if they used real bullets"
Dave? Is that you Dave?
"Dave? Is that you Dave?"
 Man, these freakin underwear are waaay too tight
"Man, these freakin underwear are waaay too tight"
 If you ever expect to work at the Lone Star restaurant you have to learn these simple steps
" If you ever expect to work at the Lone Star restaurant you have to learn these simple steps"
 Walk this way....
" Walk this way...."
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I'm just a lonely boy, lonely and blue..........
"I'm just a lonely boy, lonely and blue.........."
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 Maybe if we pretend we don't see him he won't come over with his stupid camera and take stupid pictures
" Maybe if we pretend we don't see him he won't come over with his stupid camera and take stupid pictures"
 Did you hear the one about the farmers daughter...?
" Did you hear the one about the farmers daughter...?"
Simon says, put your left hand on your head
"Simon says, put your left hand on your head"
 We thought he was Stevie Wonder......then he started to sing
" We thought he was Stevie Wonder......then he started to sing"
Damn, who put this bag of dog poop on the grass?
"Damn, who put this bag of dog poop on the grass?"
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63 Nobody was told that there were little kittens in the bottom of the sacks
63 "Nobody was told that there were little kittens in the bottom of the sacks"
Seriously dude,  I was offered the General Managers  job at Parker but  turned it down
"Seriously dude, I was offered the General Managers job at Parker but turned it down"
Gee boss, can I get you another plate of food, a drink,  an ice cream.....anything?
"Gee boss, can I get you another plate of food, a drink, an ice cream.....anything?"
 Inquiring minds want to know Glenn, is that a real mustache ......or very  long nose hair?
" Inquiring minds want to know Glenn, is that a real mustache ......or very long nose hair?"
t1%2f01%2f77101%2f4%2f64650114.eVuF1gAl.jpg   I put in umpteen hours of overtime this year and all I got was this lousy blue ice cream bar and a bottle of water
" I put in umpteen hours of overtime this year and all I got was this lousy blue ice cream bar and a bottle of water"
 Let's get the hell out of here before Parker decides to hire us.....
" Let's get the hell out of here before Parker decides to hire us....."
 Pick a card, any card.....or would you rather have the ice cream?
" Pick a card, any card.....or would you rather have the ice cream?"
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 Don't mess with this cowboy, he's one tough hombre
" Don't mess with this cowboy, he's one tough hombre"
 The End
" The End"