I went for a walk down this quiet country road (there's a black & white image of the road in the
"monochrome" gallery) to see what was round that bend. Do you know what I found? Another bend!
Anyway there was this herd of cattle standing there just looking at me. I can hear it now. "Moooo!
Will you look at that idiot walking down the road on a warm day. He's wearing a silly box thingy
on a black and yellow strap around his neck too. What a goose. Moooooo!"