 Using the Professor's 1953 invention, Anti-gravity paint, we took the jeep to Mars.... |
 Our Flight Plan |
 It's pretty much like the pictures |
 We asked this guy about the local restaurants. He said that they had "good food but not much atmosphere" |
 I felt a little uneasy when he asked us to join him for lunch |
 Phaser practice |
 Neighborhood Watch |
 COPS!! |
 They took us down to the Police station and made us give blood....lots of blood |
 A rose, by any other name, probably wouldn't glow in the dark..... |
 Here the flowers smell you |
 The Body Snatcher Pods meet Lambchop |
 The Jeep's state-of -the-art nav.system |
 The jeep and Klingon battle cruiser fly in formation |
 Martian Cow |
 Martian Cow Poop |
 Imaginary canal |
 The Zanti Misfits |
 One of the lost Russian probes |
 The face on Mars |
 Mars Rovers: Spirit and Oportunity |
 Martian fuzzy logic |
 Evolution gave Martians an extra pair of eyes in their buttocks |
 Where Joe Camel has been hiding all these years |
 The rest area at Syrtis |
 Looking back toward Earth |
 Ixtlsan W. Borg, President of Syrtis, was gratified when Percival Lowell's personal scope was siezed! |
 He keeps it, unloaded, in the Oval Office. He says it's safe to touch |
 One of the Mars Chocolate mines in Tharsis |
 The Campground Host |
 Mars; from high orbit |
 Vice President Angel Soft offered to go to Uranus to wipe out Klingons |
 The Jeep in interplanetary space |
 We got a "gravity assist" swinging around Jupiter |
 Godzilla |
 Evidence of early Australian expeditions |
 Stop-off at IO(we visited the university,IOU) |
 Sunrise on Mercury |
 Acording to Nasa, there are indications that Mars was once very wet... |
 We had a few bugs on the windshield |
 Borg bartender with his native wife |
 Plants have adapted to low nutrient levels in the soil |
 The Eyeberry plant make you feel too guilty to pick a berry |
 Why photographers should avoid drugs |
 dreamland |
 Columbia River pond turtle, just downstream of Hanford Nuclear reservation |
 More crappy photoshop |
 Chip dreams he's an Australian Shepard |
 We decided that cave exploration wasn't for us |
 Moonset over Portland |
 George inspects the emergency escape system |
 I thought this was another Spacecraft, but it was just Space Junk.... |
 Remnant of "George's Boat". Sailed so fast to windward that the keel bolts melted; causing it to tumble and disintegrate |
 Scattered all over the Lower Columbia Basin;fragments have a strong odor of burnt hemp |
 Fragment of George's Boat |
 The Pandamonium with Anti-Gravity bottom paint(Prevents Cosmic Barnicles) |
 George, amateur Gynacologist |
 The Angry Red Planet |
 Moon Shot |
 UFO Over Trojan Nuclear Power Plant |
 Using the Stargate for a shortcut To Alpha Centauri; pics to follow |
 George navigated; but since the instructions were written in Braile by Giant Slugs we were sort of lost |
 Flight Attendants Gloik, Snerd, and Biffle |
 Alien Saucer using Familiar Technology |
 The Guys in the Saucer were Cool(-180C) |
 Klingons vs. Saucerites |
 Powered by Nuclear fission |
 Night Sail |
 Honeymoon spot on Mars: Viagra Falls |
 Happy Holloween! |
 Shortcut |
 Stuff you may need |
 Alien Artifact |
 Mars has two moons... |
 MOTHRA |
 Titan, moon of Saturn |
 Antigrav Jeep in Titan Airspace |
 Alpha Centauri IV |
 The trip back through the wormhole |
 Back on Earth; where they filmed the Chevy commercial in the '60s |
 This place wasn't on the Map |
 Overpriced fuel station |
 War of the Worlds Guys pose for a Passport Pic |
 Inside Globular Cluster M-13 |
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 Lost in Space.... |
 Warthog2100 |
 Mars Rover |
 Encounter with Romulans |
 The saucer's "catalytic converter" worked slightly differently than the Jeep's... |
 One of the side-effects of using Anti-Grav Paint.... |
 Tanked |
 Orion |
 Moon |
 Where the Pharoes Went.............................................. |
 Seven Sisters |
 blue moon |
 Abstract |
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 We loop around Venus |
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 Canyon on Mars |
 Photon Torpedo practice |
 pre launch fueling |
 Sailing the Cosmic Sea |
 Watchers |
 Mooning Dave Beedon |
 View with the top down on the Jeep |
 The Hyperdrive Controls |
 Reaction Chamber Controls |
 The first Public mention of AG paint |
 Early shot of the Moon taken in 1965 |
 We saw some o'them dark streak thingies... |
 wooden world |
 Any Questions? |
 Nav Screen |
 Carbide Planet in the Viewscreen |
 Just Another Wormhole |
 One of the Beedonites: Strange aliens that drive Subarus |
 Large Asteroid |
 Off-Roading in the Jeep |
 Forbeedon Planet |
 For Half_Asteroid Encounters |
 nebula |
 Alien Message Receeved! |
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 Dave! Why did the Pheasant cross the Road? |
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 Fuel Stop on Ceres |
 Anti-Gravity Paint Facility |
 Beedonian Spacecraft |
 A visit to Saturn Ring maintenance shop |
 My Face on Mars |
 nebula |
 Aliens! |
 surf |
 plasma |
 Junk Science |
 Anti-Gravity Paint on the Pandamonium |
 We embark for Titan |
 Passing Jupiter |
 alien cops check us for contraband |
 View on the cop's scanner as we Mooned them |
 Sometimes it pays to pack a little heat in the outer solar system.. |
 Close to Titan |
 We enter the atmoshere of Titan |
 Small Methane Lake near the South Pole |
 Methanoducks |
 We set down in a large Methane lake |
 We had to wear spacesuits |
 Many Worlds, Many Minds |
 We claim Titan for the USA!!! |
 Titanian Redwood Trees |
 Oops, pushed the wrong button... |
 Visit to Beta Cygni |
 Anti-Levity Paint facility |
 The Aliens from Renton's Cloning Facility |
 Industry on Parade |
 Storage for Alien Records |
 Fly Me to the Moon |
 weapon control system for photon torpedos |
 A Saucer Full of Secrets |
 Anti-Gravity Paint on the New Yorker |
 My Wife Arrives from Krypton |
 Dave, Dave is that you?! |
 gas money |
 Saucer over Moab |
 Why Godzilla would never wear Dave's Hat |
 We Found the Black Monolith |
 Multiverse |
 A Trip to the Mountain |
 Silicon Forest |
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 Black Hole |
 night vision |
 Just my Imagination |
 new glasses |
 white line fever |
 Not of this Earth |
 Space Spooks |
 Spring Tide |
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 The Emerald City |
 Dave's Brain @ 1000X |
 Leaves of Glass |
 2 Moons 4 Mr. Listerama |
 The Space Elevator |
 The last time I let my tripod go drinking with Joe... |
 smile |
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 nameless |
 big bug |
 I Have a Yin for your Yang |
 Martian Salon |
 A Shot by one of the Underground Agents |
 We Crash Land in Renton |
 Dave Beedon's first car |
 Dave takes a Driving Test |
 We stop at a pond on Mars (NASA Pic) |
 Black Bart Beedon-Dave's Reputed Ancestor |
 Originally from Boston-Bart was Shunned by the Other Pirates |
 Remains of a Subaru caught in a Clam Stampeed |
 dog star(by 1morelightyear) |
 A rare species of Duck |
 Former City of Renton Bookmobile |
 all the comforts of home.... |
 June Bug |
 another one takes the bus..... |
 After watching "ET" these aliens wanted a "Spielburger" with Fries |
 Sienna Green Paint |
 Fighting the "Cottonwood Scourge" |
 "I uped my income! Up yours! |
 Phase Lift |
 The View from Hell |
 stoned cold |
 Dave's New Dog |
 "Ah, Yes, Beedon and I go way back" |
 Make up your own caption for this one....... |
 After claiming the Arctic, the Russians claim the Moon next |
 from the control room |
 this one blows my mind |
 Beam Me Up Scotty |
 How does the Man in the Moon cut his Hair? |
 Another Chance to Moon Dave Beedon |
 We took the Jeep to a dark-sky site to view the Eclipse |
 rise of the machines |
 you can be replaced |
 prayed, to the neon god they made |
 lagoon |
 substation |
 I, Borg |
 Venus, Saturn, and Regulus |
 In Kelso ,Washington State |
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 for rent |
 That guy in the Pee-Green Minivan looks just like the guy in the blue Subaru. |
 You |
 Mars Bug |
 I told them I had years of experience piloting spacecraft.. |
 Spies are Everywhere... |
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 Run!!!!!!!! |
 sunny day at the beach |
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 Titan |
 esse quam videri |
 I should never have taken that Prozac...... |
 Rainbow Bridge |
 Anti-Gravity Jeep |
 a night in the woods |
 Inside the Tin Man |
 Seeking advice, I went to visit Dave Beedon's cousin Zoltar. |
 Scary Barge |
 White Bird |
 Ariel View of Renton in Winter |
 Silicone Brest- Implant Liquid Tank |
 Seen over Renton |
 Jellofish |
 Jabba the Cat |
 Take Me to Your Leader |
 Into the Hourglass |
 Watching the Phoenix Lander |
 ufos |
 Intergalactic Goblins |
 Pandamonium on Mars |
 Venus and Luna |
 There's only One |
 Cheap Sun Glasses |
 Sienna Prototype |
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 At the Perseid Meteor Shower |
 A shot taken during the P-base riots in Renton |
 Hi Bud |
 UFO |
 Black Helicopter |
 Bridge to Nowhere |
 Big Bang |
 Jake |
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 Spot the Snot in Space |
 "Take Me to Your Liter" |
 Disabled |
 Methane Fog |
 Glass Worm |
 Snow Floods Orion CEV |
 Before I started taking "FlowMax" |
 I don't hunt, and I don't fish. I just watch that satellite dish... |
 Misty Tracks a Warthog. |
 against the grain |
 Gumby's first Child Stumpy |
 Green Spider |
 Following too Close |
 Pick-Up Styx |
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 Camping in the Rain |
 Plumber's Cleavage in Stone |
 transporter malfunction |
 The Lewis River Phantom |
 night fighter |
 Building or Structure on Phobos |
 bad feather day |