The Notorious 3rd Floor Gang:

Standing: Tom (most unique), Troy (most pornographic), Phil (most enthusiastic), Eddie (most likely to write a book),
Robin (biggest flirt), Chris (most likely to be found wandering in a cemetery), Patti (best all around), Allen (best looking)

Kneeling: Frank (most likely to sell his mother), Sam (best all around)

Sitting: me (big flirt)