hey y'all newbie tranny aliens. here's a quick history lesson- this dude here is the 4th person to surf the fort: leashless, without a wetty, and used to get wrapped up by the military police for doing so. theres picts to prove it if you doubt this. he is the longest standing surfer thats still in the lineup here. get outta his way. if he looks at a wave, even if youre deeper, turn the fuck around. he is the biggest loc here. respect him. kiss his ass. respect his shit, cuz he's #1 here. nobody will deny it.
