Hey. I'm Ricky Bobby. When you're workin' on your mysterious lady parts and stuff, you should have the right tools too. That's why you should use... MayPax. The official tampon of NASCAR.
Here's the deal: I'm the best there is, plain and simple. I mean I wake up every morning and I kiss excellence, and nobody can hang with my stuff, you know? I'm just a, just a big hairy American winning machine. You ain't first, you're last, you know what I'm talking about?