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YOU KNOW YOU'RE A REDNECK WHEN.....

This gallery is about Rednecks (usually Southern, Country folks who like to stir up stuff, but they can be found all over the world) and the things they like. I've seen a lot of stuff that would pretty much fit in here. Hope you enjoy and I hope Jeff Foxworthy doesn't sue me!!
YOU KEEP YOUR BEER IN THE WASHING MACHINE
YOU KEEP YOUR BEER IN THE WASHING MACHINE		 YOU HOOK UP A PROPANE TANK TO A TOILET SEAT TO WARM IT UP.
YOU HOOK UP A PROPANE TANK TO A TOILET SEAT TO WARM IT UP.		 You go to the local park for your Saturday night shower with the entire family
You go to the local park for your Saturday night shower with the entire family		 YOU TAKE THE BOAT OUT TO FISH IN THE SMALL POND BEHIND YOUR HOUSE
YOU TAKE THE BOAT OUT TO FISH IN THE SMALL POND BEHIND YOUR HOUSE		 YOU GO BUTT CRACK FISHING
YOU GO BUTT CRACK FISHING
THIS IS ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE FOODS THAT YOU EAT TO GIVE YOURSELF GAS.
THIS IS ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE FOODS THAT YOU EAT TO GIVE YOURSELF GAS.		 YOU PUT A PICTURE OF YOUR TOILET ON YOUR CHRISTMAS CARDS.
YOU PUT A PICTURE OF YOUR TOILET ON YOUR CHRISTMAS CARDS.		 YOU WEAR A T-SHIRT THAT SAYS Beer is proof that God loves us and Wants us to be Happy.
YOU WEAR A T-SHIRT THAT SAYS "Beer is proof that God loves us and Wants us to be Happy".		 YOU HAVE A COFFIN AND SERVICE FOR ONE OF YOUR TEETH.
YOU HAVE A COFFIN AND SERVICE FOR ONE OF YOUR TEETH.		 THE RESTAURANT YOU ARE LOOKING FOR SERVES CALF FRYS.
THE RESTAURANT YOU ARE LOOKING FOR SERVES CALF FRYS.
YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO STOP TO VISIT THE WILLIE NELSON MUSEUM AND KICK BACK A COUPLE OF BREWS BEFORE GASSING UP AND HEADING HOME.
YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO STOP TO VISIT THE WILLIE NELSON MUSEUM AND KICK BACK A COUPLE OF BREWS BEFORE GASSING UP AND HEADING HOME.		 WHEN YOU PUT CHRISTMAS LIGHTS ON YOUR HOT TUB AND WIRE THEM TO YOUR NEIGHBOR'S HOUSE BECAUSE YOU CAN'T PAY THE BILL.
WHEN YOU PUT CHRISTMAS LIGHTS ON YOUR HOT TUB AND WIRE THEM TO YOUR NEIGHBOR'S HOUSE BECAUSE YOU CAN'T PAY THE BILL.		 YOUR TRUCK HAS A SET OF LONGHORNS TIED TO THE FRONT OF IT.
YOUR TRUCK HAS A SET OF LONGHORNS TIED TO THE FRONT OF IT.		 YOU BRING YOUR DATE HERE FOR A NICE LOBSTER DINNER
YOU BRING YOUR DATE HERE FOR A NICE LOBSTER DINNER		 YOUR FRIEND LIKES TO PLAY SEE FOOD WITH YOU
YOUR FRIEND LIKES TO PLAY "SEE FOOD" WITH YOU
YOU VOTED FOR KINKY AND THE BATHROOM IS OUTSIDE OF THE RESTAURANT YOU ARE EATING BREAKFAST AT
YOU VOTED FOR KINKY AND THE BATHROOM IS OUTSIDE OF THE RESTAURANT YOU ARE EATING BREAKFAST AT		 THE TRUCKS YOU OWN TAKE A LADDER TO GET INTO.
THE TRUCKS YOU OWN TAKE A LADDER TO GET INTO.		 YOU STILL HAVE AN OUTHOUSE IN YOUR BACKYARD AND NOW YOU USE IT FOR STORAGE
YOU STILL HAVE AN OUTHOUSE IN YOUR BACKYARD AND NOW YOU USE IT FOR STORAGE		 YOU USE AN OLD TIRE AS A KEEP OUT SIGN.
YOU USE AN OLD TIRE AS A KEEP OUT SIGN.		 YOU USE A CINDERBLOCK FOR A WINE RACK
YOU USE A CINDERBLOCK FOR A WINE RACK

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Stephanie PM reply 03-Nov-2011 15:45
What a great and funny gallery! We've got our share of rednecks right here in PA! LOL!
Michael Tauber PM reply 03-Nov-2011 15:41
Outstanding!!!
Matt Tolton PM reply 07-Jan-2010 04:43
I love this gallery, very Nice
Sam Rua PM reply 13-Aug-2009 03:24
Great gallery, Cindi. I got quite a few chuckles out of these.
Rick Bricker PM reply 08-Aug-2009 07:11
Cindi.....what a fantastic idea for a gallery....u da best girl!
Our new neighbors moved in across the street.....my wife called me to the window saying "Oh my god".I looked over and he was gently placing the prized deer antlers(2 sets) in the front flower garden....and his butt crack was showin' when he did that.WE GOT REDNECKS!
JW PM reply 08-Aug-2009 06:58
There are rednecks the world over - thank goodness for civilisation though! LOL!
Karla S. Hall PM reply 06-Aug-2009 03:44
These are hysterical Cindi! I like the cinder block wine rack. Too funny...
Ed McConnell PM reply 23-Apr-2009 23:46
nice collection Cindi..reminds me of home..
FrankB PM reply 02-Jul-2008 20:35
now that's pretty funny right there...I don't care who y'are....V :)
william mahan PM reply 09-Apr-2008 03:01

I love this gallery !!!!
veraferia PM reply 03-Apr-2008 00:21
I love your sense of humor!
The images are so funny and true!V
Hernan E. Enriquez PM reply 27-Mar-2008 01:22
Funny as ole get out!
Karsten Askeland PM reply 29-Jan-2008 02:48
Great gallery. I'm still LOL!! :)
saltzman40 PM reply 18-Jan-2008 13:49
This gallery is the funniest. And you are right, there are rednecks everywhere.
Vera
RALPH ELDRIDGE PM reply 29-Dec-2007 03:04
Jeff would appreciate the humour, I'm sure.
I'm very sure, Cindi, that I appreciate it.
Nick Anich PM reply 25-Nov-2007 03:01
Look, I found another one for you:
http://www.pbase.com/nanich/image/57847973
Thayer PM reply 15-Oct-2007 01:30
This is great! What a fun idea! Thanks for the laughs! T
Bill Paige PM reply 14-Oct-2007 13:04
Great work
Chad Ramsey PM reply 30-Aug-2007 20:09
lol This is very funny!!! I'll have to stop back and laugh more when I have more time... Big Vote
chempilot PM reply 07-May-2007 17:58
i have to admit to being guilty to more than half of these....and proud of it!
mojoflowerchick PM reply 05-Apr-2007 20:58
the butt crack one is great... i was just talking about variations of the got butt?? gallery.. and this came up... great job.. i am surrounded by rednecks..
Michael Tauber PM reply 30-Mar-2007 06:17
Sensitive, intelligent and philosophical! Great gallery!!!
Jessica McCollum PM reply 25-Feb-2007 22:41
WOW!!! A lot of these hit home...we are from Kansas ; ) Great gallery, Cindi!
Tom Briggs PM reply 15-Jan-2007 21:12
Great gallery ... the way you capture humor in your photos is a marvelous talent ... you should consider publishin a book of this type of 'stuff'. Love it .... voted
Andrew Cornick PM reply 09-Jan-2007 16:47
Very funny Cindi
JD PM reply 20-Dec-2006 05:33
I like this humor, Cindi. Vote for this gallery.
longbachnguyen PM reply 19-Dec-2006 02:23
these are very funny images and wonderful sense of humor
dan dunn PM reply 07-Dec-2006 13:38
great! DD
Ann Cleeves PM reply 03-Dec-2006 01:32
You're a funny lady Cindi! Great collection here.
Sharon 30-Nov-2006 01:30
We've seen some more potential pictures you can take in East Texas.
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