Northampton and Lamport Railway 2006

Beware!	Well away	5
On Guard!	Press-ganged?	Now here's something you don't see every day!
The privations of rationing!	Danny La Rue?	My mistake, your fault. Forward, MARCH!
On parade. Eyes front!	Smile please! Thank you	The fabulous Spitfires!
More Spitfires	Corporal Pink?	Ahem!
What? Where? When? Who?	Shut up or I am going to shoot you!	Nooky Bear - eat your heart out!
The return of the Phoenix	Overflights by the NLR Light Airforce!	I'm watching you, watching me!
Careless talk costs lives!	The Navy Lark	Navy Lark Too
What are ye looking at?	Eric Sykes?	hmmm
All that scrambled egg! gotta be a Reichsmarshall at least, surely?	Maybe not	Evening all!
Young Winston	Umm, sherbert lemon, corporal?	Achtung baby!
Ok, where do you want me to put the Panzerfaust?	How not to hold anti-tank weapons!	Oh bollocks I've scratched it!
Uh oh!	New toy! I've got a big gun to play with	Stupid boy Pike
Some days - it just doesn't pay to get up!	Now where did I drop that grenade?	Peter Sellers creeping up on the enemy!
Pssst! Lie still - you're dead!	Cross my heart and ......... Ouch that hurt!	Oh sarge, weapons check? But its gonna rain!
When Tiny says do something - please do it!	Is that yours?	Paint it sand then add orange flashing light! Dont press the wrong button at the wrong time!
Gieee us a lift Yosser?	Dodgy Geezers!